Fmylife

Thought it was an interesting fml statement, just had to share it :)
"Today I woke up and its my birthday, my wife didnt say anything, just left a note at home telling me she took the kids, I checked the answering machine to see if any of my relatives left me a birthday greeting, turns out my mom asked me if I could run some errands for her only. I went to work and people just pasted me by without saying anything, I felt forgotten. While I was working my secretary came in and told me happy birthday, she was the only one that remembered, she said it was a nice day and that we should take a walk in the park. So we did, and thats when she asked me to go back with her to her apartment, she said she had a birthday present for me. I came by and she gave me some champagne, she told me to sit at the bed and wait for her. I wasn's sure if I should go through with it, I could tell something was up. Then all of a sudden I hear a big happy birthday and my whole family was there, my wife, my kids, my parents and all the workers, and the boss. My secretary said surprise! And they all stared at me, there I was naked in bed. fml."